Showing posts with label Achilles' Heels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Achilles' Heels. Show all posts

Monday, June 28, 2010

Achilles' Heels: The abominable "generic" interview question


When preparing to go on an interview, most of us will launch full throttle into researching everything about the corporation--from memorizing mission statements to stalking its Facebook.com page--only to find ourselves stumped by the simplest of questions when our timid tushes are actually placed on the hot seat.

These dubious questions have the power to topple even the most confident of interviewees in one fell swoop; some of the most notorious of these (and the subsequent panicked responses that'll ruin the interview) include:

1. "Why do you want to work here?"

...Because it has always been my dream to work here/my friend said it was awesome/It's close to where I live...

2. "Why should we hire you over someone else?"

...I really feel like I could contribute more than another person...because...I am a hard worker. Yeah.

3. "What is your greatest weakness."

I have no weakness...I am invincible. By day I am just an unassuming intern, but by night I am Dr. Spin Doctor! Faster than a forwarded press release and equipped with super speech-giving and crisis-management capablities. Bwahahaha!

On second thought, that might not be such a bad response...

For me, the question was: "What is public relations?"

This dasterdly query arrived at the very end of the interview and it stopped me in my tracks. All I could think about was how horrible and bemusing it would be if I couldn't even define the field I have been aspiring to go into for the past three years--and then my mind went completely blank and my mouth ran off without it.

Instead of having a concise, comprehendable answer at the ready, I took the interviewer for a ride on the scenic route of every aspect of PR and what it meant to me. By the time my jaws stoppped jammering, I had no idea if I had even answered her question.

The result: Did not get the job.

Here is a link to a Wisebread.com article that discusses 23 of the most generic interview questions (including the dreaded "weaknesses" one) and how you should answer.
http://http//www.wisebread.com/how-to-answer-23-of-the-most-common-interview-questions

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Achilles' Heels: What not to do on an interview


Since I entered the workforce at the age of 16, I've been on more than my fair share of interviews, some good--some completely disastrous. If I had to take a guess, I would say I've done at least 20 interviews (including four recently for internship positions) and have held five jobs and currently one internship (praise jesus!). As you can tell by the dismal ratio, it's definitely been a learning experience. And so without further ado, I would like to share with the world the "what-not-to-do's" I have carefully compiled through arduous (and sometimes awkward) field research:

1. Be prepared with a thoughtful answer for even the silliest of interview questions!


The Question: (Male Interviewer) "If you were a candy bar, what candy bar would you be and why?"

My Answer: "Uhh *pause* I would be a Snickers bar *pause* because...I like to satisfy."

The Result: Did not get the job.

What I should have said: "I would be a Three Musketeers, because I am a team player."